Kritios Boy, c. 480 BCE, Early Classical Greece

That Kritios Boy ate 48 Early eels in 1 sitting

Charioteer, c. 470 BCE, Early Classical Greece

The Charioteer showed up 47 minutes Early to the Greek set

Polykleitos, Doryphoros (or Spear Bearer), c. 450-440 BCE, High Classical Greece

Polykleitos and Doryphoros are always bearing the 45% or Higher of the load

Iktinos and Kallikrates, Parthenon, 447-438 BCE, High Classical Greece

Iktinos and Kallikrates always eat at the Parthenon on 447 Classical Street

Praxiteles, Aphrodite of Knidos, c. 350-340 BCE, Late Classical Greece

Aphrodite Knidos showed up 35 minutes Late to the Greek shoot

Lysippos, Apoxymenos (or Scraper), c. 330 BCE, Late Classical Greece

"Ayee snap this flick for me fam a little later then 330" Apoxymenos said to Scraper 

Alexandros of Antioch, Venus de Milo, c. 150-125 BCE, Hellenistic Greece

Venus drank 150 L of Helen's Milo before meeting Alexandros in Antioch

Laocoön and His Sons, early 1st c. CE, Hellenistic Greece

Lacoon and His Sons were the 1st in line to visit Helen in the hospital

Robed male figure, Mohenjo-daro, (Pakistan), ca. 2600–1900, South Asian

The Mail man, Rob, gave Mohenjo her 26 packages from South Asia

Great Stupa, Sanchi (India), third century BCE to first century CE, South Asian

Sanchi asked 3 Stupid questions to Prof. South. His reaction was Great

Meditating Buddha, Gandhara (Pakistan), second century CE, South Asian

Always Meditating, Gandhara stood still for 2 hours facing South