Pramlintine

• DM1 dose

Symlin

• Initiate 15 mcg sub Q prior to meals

Glipizide

• Class
• Starting dose
• Max dose

Glucotrol

• Sulfonylurea
• 5mg BID
• 20mg BID

(I;ll bid 5$ for 20 of the glue sticks)

Nateglinide

• Class
• Starting dose
• Max dose

(Starlix)

• Glinide
• 120mg TID
• 120mg TID

 (Starlix, the tadpole poke'mon glides across the water at a constant rate of 120 f/s)

Metformin

• Class
• Starting dose
• Max dose

Glucophage

• Biguanide
• 500mg QD -> 500mg BID
• 2550 divided BID or TID)

(50 ÷ 2 = 25.  "2550")

Pioglitazone

• Class
• Starting dose
• Max dose

Actos

• TZD
• 15mg QD
• 45mg QD

(Don't leave yet! it's only the first act, and youve only been here for 15 minutes, and the actress is such a cutie (QD), at least stay another 45 minutes (15+45 = 1 hour).

Acarbose

• Class
• Starting dose
• Max dose

Precose

• α glucosidase inhibitor
• 25mg QD -> TID
• 100mg TID

Carbs are the precursor to a good breakfast, I buy them from the vending machine for 25 ¢ each, every day, sometimes even three times a day. I pay with 100 ¢)

Exenatide

• Class
• Starting dose
• Max dose

Byetta

• GLP-1 Agonist
• 5mcg BID
• 10mcg BID

(The Guilla Monster's venom is very potent (mcg), if one bit you, you would die)

Sitagliptin

• Class
• Starting dose
• Max dose

Januvia

• DPP-IV inhibitor
• 100mg QD
• 100mg QD

(Janna is such a QT, I could look at her 100 times, and she will never change)