Fluoride

(Flu or InDecent Exposure: Would you rather?)

F-

(No Flu: F-) (No = -, F=Flue

Hydride

(Hyd Ride: Hyde your Ride before your mom sees the dent)

H-

(No Hope if your mom  sees your ride: Hope  = H, No = - )

Chloride

(Cholo's Ride Low)

Cl-

(Cl - ho's: Cholo's)

Hypochlorite

(Hypos Like Chlorine, Rite?)

ClO-

(Hypos don't like chlorine: ChlOrine -)

Chlorite

(Chlorine doesn't taste rite)

ClO2-

(came ClOse 2 dying(-) after drinking chlorine)

Chlorate

(Chlorine we ate, eww!)

ClO3-

(3 Clones didn't(-) like the taste)

Perchlorate

(Perched on a bench, Lora ate)

ClO4-

(Lora couldn't (-) find a 4 leaf ClOver)

Bromide

(Bromance are ideal)

Br-

(Your just a Bro without (-) the romance)

Hypobromite

(do you have Hypo (hippo) Bromance are all rItes)

BrO-

(Bros Over hoes ( - = hoes are seen as negative or bad))

Bromite

(my Bro mite have 2 leave)

BrO2-

(BrO has 2 leave (- = leaving is bad or negative)

Bromate

(My Bro are my roommates)

BrO3-

(My 3 BrOs took away (-) my skates)

Perbromate

(Percy brought home another mate)

BrO4-

(My over 4 BrOs can't (-) get a mate)

Iodate

(I Over date)

IO3-

(I Over date: had (-) 3 dates)

Periodate

(Peri over dates)

IO4-

Acetate

(Ace is tate's nickname)

CH3COO-

C2H3O2-

Arsenate

(The Arsenist ate while watching the building burn in flames)

AsO v4 ^3-

(v4 means the 4 is on the bottom, ^3 above like an exponent)

Borate

(Borise the aminal, ate like an animal)

BO v3 ^3-

(v3 means the three is on bottom and ^3 means its up top like an exponent)

CrO v4 ^2-