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Get a better peice of hair in your wand
I'd let emma watson obliterate me any day
Theme - you can be anything you want to be |
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| lets not lose our heads get a fresh start tomorrow |
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| Hello everybody Hows the monday going hey ladies hows the thursday?? Pull up a seat |
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| Can i sit with you guys? I brought my own chair. |
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I'm gonna get the MF nachos, son! I got ~7 times drunker last night than intended who is taking me home tonight?! Who are you going home with.
I'm gonna pull tail tonight dude |
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| On the off chance you make it back alive |
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| I am convinced a tube of toothpaste never actually runs out of paste |
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-Oh, Cynthia, very nice
-writing idol
-it was very hard for me, but worked at it every night
-had too read things over 9 or 10 times before i understood |
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| Who is this pretty lady you walked in with? |
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Do you taste the hint of wheatgrass i put in there?
You just say it a few times while you prepare it.
if i have to act like a fool to make her laugh, get her panties wet, keep the spark alive, then so be it. |
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Do you mind if i ask you something? I bet you get tired of people telling you you look like emma watson. You don't think so? Well I think so. And I don't mess around!
alternately, ... because you look like her, obviously (sarcasm) |
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-Parker the labrador retriever changes the color on my mood ring
- hes a navy seal |
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-I am BURNED out
-you wont catch me smoking pot |
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| its not stalking, its social research |
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| The ladies had some cool kicks, too |
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radio silence
you do not deserve to have a phone, give it to a starving african child |
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| nba players should not be allowed to dress themselves |
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They should just re name skeeps soleys
the taste of bad tequila and bad decisions enters my mouth. |
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| premium tees, how about the tees that dont break everytime I use them. |
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just to show you how big of ski bums my family is we split off to go to vail on our way to breck
Its not too late to become a ski bum |
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I see a whole lot of nothing
thats empty calories
want one? this ones calling your name
the fries are really good. do you like? These are like my weakness |
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starbucks gonna bring me back to life
wake up juice |
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starbucks gonna bring me back to life
wake up juice |
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starbucks gonna bring me back to life
wake up juice |
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wake up juice
starbucks gonna bring me back to life |
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They set up a convoy
they are doing just great
most feared route runner in the league
time to pin your ears back
home of the world champion... K.C. Royals
standing tall in the pocket
They got off the bus and started taking it to denver |
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| I hate starbucks, because the line, you know. But I have a gift card, so I have to. My grandma learned that I drink coffee so ever since she's latched onto starbucks gift cards. |
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sometimes after a lift you cant just go thru regular you gotta go thru sideways.. bring it on out!
i'm freshman year sore
almost have to workout, blow off some steam |
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| Do you guys have the half kneeling tom brady photo? Yeah I want the one when he was 15. Oh sure you can get it for a cool $200. We will give you a deal for $180 |
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The cincinnati bengals, they are exhausted
time to pin your ears back
standing tall in the pocket
you just might see him, if he's healthy
jon gruden
85% peyton is better than most |
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chose the right clothes today despite the weather change, love that.
guess what. rain makes corn. corn makes whiskey. |
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I know what women want and it is cumbersome
Any excuse to get closer |
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Oh, too slow.
what is it about elevators
i was talking to mgmt, hope this isnt the one that is broken |
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A little bit of craziness
somewhat revealing
quite comical
swing and a miss
seems like a good guy |
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-sup girl
-hey how you doing little mama let me whisper in your ear
-come here girl youve been doing something so sexy you know what youve been doing
- i slam the door which is unusual for me |
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| to diffuse tension in gendered situations |
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I thought this one was on you
I thought I got to sit on your lap |
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| it'd sure be nice to have a woman warming my bed when I got home |
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| sarcastic & playful with women |
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I see the pecking order around here
somebody needs to put you on a leash
get your girls under control
check your syllabus
You win one race and now your too cool |
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Did they have to roll you home?
how are you? |
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| alright act like you like me |
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that was aggressive, so fucking aggressive!
that was a big boy shot |
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| I know that was hard and it did not go at all unappreciated |
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| Can't get too far without those |
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If its spelled pie, I'll eat it
Doing business with a big auger
I'm not a pessemist, I'm an optometrist |
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Your pretty in the morning.. your pretty at night too I want to bit this lip Do you have any idea how sexy you are hey puppy your smile is just enough hand around neck
please say something |
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| How's the little bottle of joy doing? |
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It tastes like orange juice after I brush my teeth.
youve been nursing that drink |
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I'd rather be done putting
go you wimp!
thats the thing he has a case of being a little bitch! |
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Thats upsetting
I feel for you |
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| you gotta be awake on this thing |
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Its not very adventurous, but its just so good
(if your ever worried, have doubts about me cheating on you) I have eaten nothing but cookies & cream ice cream since i was 6 and it gets better every time |
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| Can't be giving my boy middle of the week sex on his birthday! |
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| i know a lot of people with these were their problems but it gets a touch lonely here all by yourself |
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| If you judge people you have no time to love them |
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Post traumatic pleasure She slapped me.. which was better than sex I know a good buddy when i see one One of those extra hugs
wow you must really know your biology |
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| Its like a screen saver to my mind |
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| Your smile is just enough |
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| Missing the men of the family a little extra today |
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| Yeah i'm on this cool new diet its called extreme poverty |
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